buttsexstatistics:

my favorite part about hs was when a techie tried to set up a school wide festify (app that lets multiple people contribute to a playlist) playlist that would play during our extended friday lunches and there were 7 consecutive dardude sandstorms with one ‘i’m gonna be’ thrown in for good measure

mike-wheeler:

Stranger ThIngs meme - Jane Ives a.k.a. Eleven part1

jeangrey:

Iron Man 3 (2013) dir. Shane Black

sonntagyoureit:

Andy gets a Mother’s day message from mommy

connorolivcr:

After I heard his story, I knew he wasn’t an idiot after all.

• Gavin: Is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing?
• Michael: No, it's called highjacking.
• Ray: Guys, no, it's weedwhacking.
• Jack: No, it's called disappointing your mother.

darrennchris:

_{It seems like if he’s interested in you it’s because he’s decided you’re the kind of guy he wants to be with long-term. Longer-term. Longest-term.}

_{For forever term.}

weekend-at-toms:

Get you a man that can do both.

darrennchris:

_{It seems like if he’s interested in you it’s because he’s decided you’re the kind of guy he wants to be with long-term. Longer-term. Longest-term.}

_{For forever term.}

boomgoestherynamite:

“Yeah fuck Jack he’s a fat asshole”

youngblackandvegan:

radiophile:

Bob and the deli guy.

“im mostly straight”